crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via kitsana-d)

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

(via agentrodgers)

awkward-fallen-angel:

croatoanalex:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH ITS NOT EVEN AUGUST YET

CHRISTMAS IN JULYYYYY!!!!!!

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via agentrodgers)

aiffes:

Drawn as a gag for an LJ comm years ago…I think it’s like, Nine has a baby Dalek that’s imprinting on him? IDEK. I tried to make the eyestalk huge to make it look more “cute,” like it’s a widdle baby alien death cyborg.

aiffes:

Drawn as a gag for an LJ comm years ago…I think it’s like, Nine has a baby Dalek that’s imprinting on him? IDEK. I tried to make the eyestalk huge to make it look more “cute,” like it’s a widdle baby alien death cyborg.

(Source: vampyrrhicvictory, via doctorwho)

sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

(via agentrodgers)

athousandpyres:

my favorite part of les miserables is when thenardier doesnt recognize eponine and is like who the flying fuck is that and one of the other dudes is “thats your kid holy shit thenardier what the hell” 

(via dancelikealeprechaun)

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via dancelikealeprechaun)

ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

(Source: beesmygod, via punkrockthominho)

perlockholmes:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god

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